A crime of passion (perhaps) has been committed against an innocent pig. He/she is, in fact, the only animal of its kind in Al Jouf, Saudi Arabia. The animal in question is unfortunately only in picture form, but is a nice reminder of what I have in store when I return to the land of divorced-lesbian-prostitute-pornstar drivers. I managed to smuggle this postcard of a pig wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette through customs, and I thought it was safe. The postcard had taken pride of place above my cooker, stuck firmly onto the cabinet in a defiant position of one who knows he'll never have to witness his fellow pig become a meal for a hungry infidel. However, it pains me to say, he never knew the danger he was in. Someone has unmercifully stolen the postcard and now presumably has the pig hostage, if they haven't already disposed of him.
If anyone has seen the unfortunate little swine, or has heard any rumours regarding his whereabouts, please contact Villa 10, Al Jouf teachers compound, Gara, Saudi Arabia.
And remember, a pig is not just for Christmas (or Ramadan)...
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