Due to its vast wealth, derived from massive oil resources, Saudi Arabia has the latest in consumer goods ranging from cars to electronics. The supermarkets here, for example, have most of the products you’d find in a British or American store. However, when it comes to supermarket fashion, the Saudi’s are a little bit behind us infidels. It’s like being transported back to the 1980’s, or Eastern Europe, or Dirk Kuyt’s wardrobe (how I imagine it anyway). Expect me to make the following items big in 2012…
The grey 2 piece track suit, for the casual, urban, Arab. The unofficial uniform for middle-aged porn directors has made its way to the Kingdom
Green cannabis hoody with “ren” logo and fluffy lining. A personal favourite and a must have for any wigga, or Saudi Arabian with an eye for irony
Nike Air Jerusalem’s. Making women all over the Middle East hot under the burka since records began
I might come back wearing all three at once. زواج أزياء
LOL Ben. I see you've found your way to Al Jazeera. Hahaha! Post the photo when you do decide to become an eyesore - that is, when you come back and wear all those three up there.
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ReplyDeleteOh, and we're always somewhere eating out or having coffee, feel free to get in touch and join us.
J*s*s the clothes are bad, and this a wrinkly saying that - the green hoody with fluffy lining - oh yes I can just see you in that - NOT.
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