The contract. It literally could say anything and I'd be none the wiser. Hopefully one of the squiggles means "well paid English teacher" and not "voluntary camel trader", Waleed gave me his word..
My new book (my new bible), A Survival Guide to Customs and Etiquette in Saudi Arabia, suggests that Arabs are unlikely to have quite the same regard for contracts as their Western counterparts:
"Whether your employment contract is worth more than the paper it's written on depends mainly on the co-operation of your Saudi employer"
The optimist in me interprets the above quote as this:
If those squiggles do say I'm getting paid £3 a day to work in a shisha cafe, at least the contract won't be water tight! Inshallah it'll all go smoothly. الكلام في وقت قريب ، بن
